Would you like whip cream with that?

I have to tread lightly with this post, because its kind of naughty...ATTENTION ADULTS...this is not for kids. 

Part of owning a coffee shop in downtown Stillwater is learning how to survive winters.  I seriously want to check out of life, put a for sale sign in the window, put my feet in the sand, and forget about our debt at the first sign of a snow flake...sounds nice huh?  Well one of the strategies we came up with, due to the lack of tourists, is deliveries.  We thought if you won't get out of your car and come in, we'll come to your work or home with your mocha.  It has definitly become a huge part of keeping us alive in the winter and its pretty cute how Tim has aquired a mass load of women followers.  It would make most women jealous, but for me, I tell him to lower his neck line and show 'em some leg...we need to bring home the bacon.

One day we got a phone call from an office full of women.  Tim had delivered there before, but for some reason, on this particular day they were extra spunkey.  One thing people ask all the time is, what do we actually deliver? We deliver everything you can get in the store.  Whether its a mocha or a breakfast sandwich, we can accomidate.  The only thing we don't do in the store, is put the whip cream on the drinks before we deliver them....Tim will do that right in front of you otherwise it will just melt, and nothing sucks more than not getting to lick the whip cream off the top right?

Well, everything was pretty usual for this delivery.  Tim pulls up, takes his delivery bag out, and starts pulling out the drinks.  He has his usual banter with each group he regularly delivers to...These ladies like the whip cream, so he always brings a full container to load them up with extra.  After giving everyone the drinks, Tim calls out to everyone if there was anyone who wanted a little more whip on their drinks...All of a sudden he hears a voice, but it came from a weird spot behined him and fairly low to the ground.  Tim turned around and his eyes fell to the floor.  One of the ladies was on her knees, mouth wide open next to his crotch, and out from her mouth came all sorts of naughtyness!!  She told Tim to shove the cream in her mouth and fill her full!!! In the words of most teens...WTF

So what does a guy do with this situation?  Tim did the only thing he could think of...He shoved the can in her mouth, depressed the tip, filled her mouth till it overfload, then turned and ran leaving her kneeling on the floor covered with whip cream..  When he came back to the shop, he could hardly contain himself.  He was laughing like any guy would, but mortified to have to go back there.  I just looked at him and asked if she tipped extra for that...I tell ya, I missed out on all of this office sexual harassment stuff.  I married my co-worker.  Those ladies get to have all the fun.